Google Bungles its own name, Val Day Logo reads "Googe".

I did a Google Search and what do we see? The giant can't spell its name!

But the giant still has defenders of its cause.

When something so well-loved like Google farts even a few molecules of putrid man-air, the world sniffs it hungrily. So when it somehow "botched" its Valentines logo, almost everybody quickly grabbed their urine-filled water pistols and began sniping at it. No, we're not joining those bunch of shallow fools. No matter how extremists would insist that this is "Googe" and not at all "Google," we're standing by our guns to "protect" a beleaguered company in need of sympathy and insist, like a love-crazed teen heady with his first crush, that Google is Google is Google, and that puny phallic strawberry stem is all that matters. Although they should have made those two o's to resemble the mammary glands of any of our favorite Hollywood @!$%#es. Scarlett Johannson's "puppies" might not hurt.